by TheUrbanVerbose January 26, 2017
Get the san francisco mustachemug. National Mustache day is April 20th where all mustaches hold a competition for who can grow the biggest mustache.
by cerealbeforemilk1234 April 21, 2021
Get the National Mustache Daymug. When swallowing a dick deep enough that your nose is pressed against the pubic hairs of the cock, as if the guys pubes where your mustache.
by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021
Get the pubic-mustachemug. Dude I totally ate Ashlee lynn's clam salad last night and she gave me a windy mustache. Now everything smells like anchovies and chicken soup! I had to clean the sour cream out of my mustache.
by donkey lover May 17, 2015
Get the windy mustachemug. The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
by Otown1988 October 27, 2020
Get the Russian Mustachemug. 1) A masculine-of-center overtly queer person who accompanies a feminine-of-center lesbian to a public-facing event as an aid in signaling her status under the L paradigm of the LGBTQIA+ umbrella.
2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
2) The status of such person when on a friend date with a lesbian-identifying woman.
Her: I need to attend a company holiday event and ever since my wife and I separated people have been assuming I’m straight. Will you come with me as my mustache?
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
Me: Happy to accompany you as your mustache to any event, any time.
by Maxi T. December 27, 2024
Get the mustachemug. When one possesses both a traditional mustache and a unibrow at the same time (typically seen in Spanish populations and feminists).
by ChitchoCee February 7, 2018
Get the double mustachemug.