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Missourissippi

The word "Missouri", scrawled extremely poorly, as to confuse dumb (bottle) blonde bar trivia emcees into thinking "Mississippi" was your answer. See also: "Donaldaffy Duck".
"In 1995, what state was the last to ratify the 14th Admendment, and abolish slavery?" -- "Missourissippi!"
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Tarkio, Missouri

A small, spithole town inbetween the slightly bigger spithole town of Maryville and Nebraska. Many hicksters (hicks who think they're hipsters) who are wannabe Maryvillians. Meaning, they are assholes who treat anyone who doesn't fit in their little Maryvillite Fan Club world like the cow pie in their daddy's field; you also cannot tell the girls from the boys; the girls dress/act like dudes and the dudes act like wussy little gossip queens. Well, unless the girls decide to contradict themselves the next day by putting on clothes so tight and makeup so orange they resemble the Jersey Shore cast. All in all, it's a wonderful little paradise to raise your children and grow your soybeans.
"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."

"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."

"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)
by guacamolegirl August 28, 2012
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Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.
Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014
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Muskovite

A sycophant who thinks Elon Musk is a genius in all things simply because he's a very wealthy, successful businessman.
(1) The Muskovites are turning against Ukraine simply because the Mollusk tweeted that we should give Russia big parts of the country. (2) Only a true Muskovite would be thrilled by the fugliness of the Cybertruck.
by GB Snoopy October 23, 2022
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au massoir

A French variation of mass (see aww mass, mass fat, and mass rotation). (Irregular IR verb)
person 1: Il y a du soleil aujourd'hui!
person 2: Au massoir!

translation:
1: There is sun today!
2: Aw mass!
by the Akito January 11, 2009
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Eddie Munson

*The* hottest babe ever. God damn.
Person 1: “Yo, have you seen Eddie Munson in the new season of stranger things?”
Person 2: “Yes bro. He’s so fine.”
by baklavabandit May 29, 2022
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macks creek, missouri

according to the last census, this village's population is roughly 300 people. which there is no way one can fit 300 people in this 1 square mile of village. the nearest hub of people is 20 miles north, Camdenton MO. there is a newly opened cafe, a bank, a little post office and a church. the rest of the town consists of trash and trees.
friend one: hey! macks creek, missouri!

firend two: what?

friend one: you must have blinked as we were driving through. you missed it.
by grace_brandon April 6, 2011
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