The word "Missouri", scrawled extremely poorly, as to confuse dumb (bottle) blonde bar trivia emcees into thinking "Mississippi" was your answer. See also: "Donaldaffy Duck".
"In 1995, what state was the last to ratify the 14th Admendment, and abolish slavery?" -- "Missourissippi!"
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"Whoa, look at her, she's like, not wearing sweatpants and walking as if she has a pole stuck up her vag, she is just so not Tarkio, Missouri material."
"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."
"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)
"What a freak. Let's diss her by making fun of her lack of balls."
"Okay! And then we can go makeout with our cousins in the bathroom!"
-Tarkio Missouri (specifically THS; Tarkio High School)
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The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.
Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"
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(1) The Muskovites are turning against Ukraine simply because the Mollusk tweeted that we should give Russia big parts of the country. (2) Only a true Muskovite would be thrilled by the fugliness of the Cybertruck.
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person 2: Au massoir!
translation:
1: There is sun today!
2: Aw mass!
person 2: Au massoir!
translation:
1: There is sun today!
2: Aw mass!
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Person 2: “Yes bro. He’s so fine.”
Person 2: “Yes bro. He’s so fine.”
by baklavabandit May 29, 2022
Get the Eddie Munson mug.according to the last census, this village's population is roughly 300 people. which there is no way one can fit 300 people in this 1 square mile of village. the nearest hub of people is 20 miles north, Camdenton MO. there is a newly opened cafe, a bank, a little post office and a church. the rest of the town consists of trash and trees.
friend one: hey! macks creek, missouri!
firend two: what?
friend one: you must have blinked as we were driving through. you missed it.
firend two: what?
friend one: you must have blinked as we were driving through. you missed it.
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