muddy

A muddy is a delusional hypocrite.

Stop being a muddy Jon!

Jon was being such a muddy yesterday

by kuzskippedtown July 21, 2020

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

Muddy Puddle

When one pees on the ground then takes a shit in the puddle followed by stomping in the mixture with bare feet. It is also recommended that you pour barefoot wine over the masterpiece, if you’re feeling fancy

John: yo joe, did you just make that Muddy Puddle?
Joe: yeah man
John: that’s absolutely fucking disgusting ...you forgot the wine

by Crown of thorns November 2, 2020

Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself

Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey

by Brainmaker June 20, 2025

Yasss Muddy Yasss

A phrase that you use when you agree w a something that someone has said or done.

“just got off the phone with my girl and her friend, she said she likes you”

“yasss muddy yasss”

by Ghetto Vocabulary February 3, 2025

Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

Muddy Diamond

A "MUDDY DIAMOND" is a facetious, faux insult disguising a real compliment. The initial patina of disrespect is a way to playfully communicate genuine praise. It's kinda like mock sarcasm. "Muddy Diamond" is an antonym for "Backhanded Compliment" (which seems to be a compliment but is actually an insult). When an overt compliment would feel uncomfortable in the moment for the giver or receiver, a muddy diamond is a jesting way to convey real admiration or appreciation.

1) "Skinny bitch" is a popular muddy diamond.

2) It's odd that telling a woman that her boyfriend is too handsome for her is an insult, but telling a man that his girlfriend is too hot for him is a most welcome muddy diamond. Guys consider it a point of pride to date out of their league.

by Corpania March 4, 2021