mail coif

A USPS-delivered hair-styling kit with instructions on how to make an idiot of yourself with an outlandish hairdo.

Mail coifs are a real rip-off --- you would do better just shaving yourself bald.

by QuacksO February 25, 2019

maílla

Maílla is a shy, but kind person. One of the sweetest person you will ever have the chance to know. Her laugh and smile have one special marvelous aura. Maílla is someone with a pretty good taste of music, lovely, slightly emo but usually take care of the loved ones. If you know, love, are friends with a Maílla, then you have the lucky of the entire world with in your arms. PS: Maílla is as beautiful as Aphrodite. At least, that's what the mythology said.

"Maílla! Do you know her?"

"YEAH, SHE'S INCREDIBLE, EVERYONE LOVES HER"

"it's a matter of time..."

by Karfmad February 1, 2020

Mail-in dump

A mail-in dump is a large “finding” of mail in ballots for a political candidate when losing an election. Typically used by the Democratic Party, the mail in dump rose to prominence during the 2020 elections.

Warnock is done by 117,000 votes but don’t worry there’s a large mail-in dump coming at 2am that will secure his win.

by Ron twiss January 6, 2021

Mail

deez nuts ha got eem

J:ey what came in the mail today
T:*pulls out gun* STFU right now bitch

by TheAHHman January 14, 2021

Mailetoa

A Mailetoa is a guy who is straight up awesome. No matter what he’s going through he will still be there for you. He can tend to be annoying at times but it’s alright because no matter what you know he loves you. He will make sure your loved by calling you cute nicknames. Overall you couldn’t ask for a better friend. Even when he is broken he can still find a way to put others together and that’s why he deserves the world.

I want a Mailetoa in my life.

by Citybaby03 March 16, 2021

Mailbox watcher

A person that lays around the house watching the mailbox for his government check.

Hes a mailbox watcher waiting for his welfare check.

by voiceofstl March 18, 2021

Mailayna

A female who usually has brown eyes and dark brown hair with a rare name. Does not have lots of friends She is very quiet and likes speaking in a group of people. She is an introvert but loves talking to people she is comfortable with Usually a person who is chill but can be a savage! Very jealous when it comes to love and would fight for her knight for anything. Usually a person who is short tempered and is good in bed.

Oh do you know that girl Mailayna?
Yeah she is a cool person!

by anonymous November 22, 2021