Mother's Day

Mother's day is a day where everyone should say thank you to their moms. give gifts to their moms because of what the mother does on a daily basis. Cleans/buys groceries/pays the bills/buys you close/gives you a roof over your head/ext.

Happy mother's day mom I bought/made you some gifts.

by Arixandy October 16, 2019

your mother

the fatest thing that is to heavy to lift up your mother also eats a lot of deez nuts

your mother enjoyed deez nuts last night

by enbyarrow March 8, 2022

Mother Magnet

Someone who is overly attracted to women that are 8+ months over their pregnancy due date.

Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?

Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."

by Blano April 1, 2017

hostage mother

A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.

That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!

by Fleurdelisa October 21, 2010

Joseph Mother

The full name of Joe Mama

Noah: Hey Mark, I just got off the phone with Joe.

Mark: Who's Joe?

Noah: Joseph Mother! Gottem!

by Euangelion October 1, 2021

Mother Syndrome

When someone who likes you is overprotective and is constantly hovering over you. They take care of you, worry excessively, listen to you and look over you as if they were your mother.

Friend: Does she always check up on you like that?
Yeah she just wants to know I'm okay.
Friend: She must have mother syndrome, bro.

by jacksonpollockdick September 5, 2014

finleys mother

A hot woman

damn bro, finleys mother is hot.

by thelosthobo245578 November 22, 2021