1. the burn left on your ass after a moose drags you for a mile through rocks and tree branches
2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it
2. the burn left from a big black man's wang after he slaps you in the face with it
1. Whoa! I cant believe Bullwinkle was that hopped up on speed. He really didnt mean to give me moose burn. I know he loves me, he would never do that on purpose
2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!
2. Jamirashad got so mad at me last night he left a moose burn on my right cheeck. I have to go apply some gauze to it, see ya!
by alison January 5, 2004
Get the moose burnmug. by Ritard fart April 16, 2010
Get the Sewer Moosemug. A derogatory term used to describe a female you suspect of having a gigantic vaginal area. One that may be measured in acreage rather than square inches. This vaganal area is most likely covered in a 1960's type hairdo and is usually not kept up all that well.
by jinkle5man October 7, 2011
Get the Moose Twatmug. You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
by Moose Goose Militia May 6, 2014
Get the Moose Goosemug. Can be used in two ways:
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
1)To refer to an obese woman's camel toe.
2)To refer to a man who is splitting his package in two with the seam of his overly tight pants.
by hudlei August 17, 2008
Get the Moose Knucklemug. verb: to press one's hairy ass cheeks in someone else's face in a derisive, nonsexual fashion. The kiss is regularly dry, though if a fart is expelled during the kiss it is termed 'breezy;' worse still is the 'wet' moose kiss, where more than gas is expelled
Did you see the MTV movie awards last night? Sasha Baron Cohen, in his Bruno character, TOTALLY moose kissed that douche Eminem! Do you think it was a dry, breezy or wet one?!
by ignignokt6 June 2, 2009
Get the moose kissmug. NOOOO! It has nothing to do with women! It's the male version of a camel toe, a large unsightly bulge in a man's pants be they spandex, blue jeans or business!
by DEMON CHILD MEGS October 6, 2005
Get the moose knucklemug.