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Manlet Monday

A time when a bunch of minuscule manlets get together to whine about having spent another torturous weekend alone as always and to mentally prepare themselves for an undoubtedly horrific week of constant humiliation and well-deserved bullying due to their laughably obvious manletism and abominable Napoleon complex. The stunted and diminutive manlet boys usually dance around wearing Oompa Loompa costumes while listening to Short People, thusly worshipping their idol Randy Newman in a futile and desperate bid to be finally blessed with an invaluable and long-awaited growth spurt.
Lol, why are those sissy manlets dressed up as Oompa Loompas holding hands over there? It must be Manlet Monday. Those midget monstrosities are probably waddling to the nearest hobbit-hole. Good. I don't want no short people around here.
by ManletDepreciator August 14, 2024
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Singles’ Monday

1st Monday after Valentines day, was invented by Dania Restaurant in Romania to celebrate and reward single people
Damn that SinglesMonday offer at Dania filled me up today
by monkeyboonoo February 16, 2025
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Marsh Monday

A new monday that makes it much more fun
by vergilcock July 18, 2022
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National pantie peel monday

National pantie peel monday, The third Monday of November, where you can send a screen shot of this to any woman in your contacts and as long as it is sent by the end of the day they have to send a video of them preforming the act of a pantie peel when they see your message. NO EXCEPTIONS!!
It's NATIONAL PANTIE PEEL MONDAY send a pantie peel video of you to your special someone or whoever sent this to you.
by Ladyforthemen November 15, 2022
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Monday Mopes

The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.

Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
by TheCdog March 2, 2011
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Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.
Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.
by anonymous February 3, 2025
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Monday

Monday is a day in a month probably the most looked down upon on for “school” and “Bad Feel’s” and I agree that’s pretty much all.
Ugh it’s Monday …
Mom: WAAAKE UPPPP
Also Mom: go to zoom
NoooooOoOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Α January 26, 2022
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