Poodak Moment

The moment when you get done pooping and you look at it and say, wow, that's a total Kodak moment, you then take a picture of it on your phone and send it to all your friends. (best to do it before u wipe so there is no toilet paper in the picture)

Person: WOW! That's a poodak moment, my friends have got to see this. (proceeds to send pictures to friends)
Friend 1: eww!
Friend 2: GROSS
Friend 3: your fucked up

Friend 4: check out this monster crap (sends picture of a monster turd)

by jimmyswanboi October 25, 2012

Riley Moment

A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley

Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."

by Carti'sWaifu March 6, 2022

Baser moment

A moment where your average pot head / stoner could sound like a absaloute baser.

Jimmy:"yo Timmy why are you trying those pills man?"
Timmy:"what ever works man, know what I mean?"
Jimmy:"bro, you just had a baser moment, sounded like a crack head man."

by Miketoad March 25, 2010

bialas moment

when a person (usually of white skin tone) states or acts in a way that only the whitest of white people would act

White Person : Lets go to the beach and drink red wine!
Other White Person : Bialas moment

by HentaiMan69 February 18, 2023

Mj moment

When a person such as Mj, will refuse to play with the boys and would rather call a girl for hours on end.

Justin: "Lets play GTA V later tonight"
Mj: "Nah not today, just sayin"
Peter: "Mj moment right here"

by wife beater 9000 June 27, 2021

One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

froggit moment

A moment of great perversion, typically either forbidden or related to crime

holy shit the police had to respond to like, 5 froggit moments today

by XMonsun June 18, 2020