Massachusetts Green

The second or so after a light turns red used to make it past the intersection before the other light turns green.

Used Mostly in Massachusetts where most douche bags live and driving laws do not really apply at all.

Doug: Dude, you just ran that red light
Katt: I got it man, where in Lowell its a Massachusetts Green Kiiidd.

by nuggetry August 23, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

As determined by Bush:

Nail Files, Pocket Knives, AK47s, paint ball guns, laser pointers, chemical weapons, etc.

Reality:
Weapons designed to level entire cities or more. The only recorded use of them in war throughout history has been against Japan in Hiroshima and Nagasaki

eg: A bombs, H bombs, Nuclear Missiles, but NOT chemical weapons

A couple of terrorists were scouting out a building for over 2 years which they then planned to destroy with "weapons of mass destruction". Oh wait a minute... why would you hunt for a good place to use a nuke or other missile when such a weapons is more than enough to destroy the entire neigbhorhood?

by Jorotonimo April 21, 2005

law of conservation of mass-energy

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.

God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.

by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013

Indian Head Massage

To give or recieve a blowjob using curry as a lubricant.

Akhmed-"Got a decent indian head massage last night"
Pukesh-"Decent, did you use the tikka masala or bhuna"
Akhmed-"Nah I went all out, vindaloo mate"
Pukesh-"Holy Vishnu"

by Semtex Sandwich May 17, 2014

Masscunt Murdersludge

A latent homosexual maneuver where two lonely chat room buddies get together and suck themselves off as part of an internet cam show.

Masscunt = massive lack of vaginas
Murdersludge = what has happened to your dignity

dude: Hey, did you hear bill and frank are doing a masscunt murdersludge show this weekend?
chick: don't judge. They have to pay the rent somehow

by -wingman- May 10, 2010

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

by Civildk November 19, 2017

massah jack

A massah jack is a white male who owns several hundred niggas. these slaves work in the fields for hours a day and get no pay. Massah jacks also force their male niggas to strip and twerk for him.

"My massah jack just sold me for 10 grand"

by ctton picka February 23, 2022