Midgin

Midgin' is a feeling like when your buzzin after drinking alcohol. It happens when you have had enough alcohol to get a midget drunk, which in comparison is a relatively small amount of alcohol.

I just did a beer bong with a midget. He's drunk, i feel midgin.

by bptornado July 10, 2011

Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010

Midnight Sun

Said to be the novel Twilight written from the character perspective of Edward Cullen.

Unfortunately copies of the midnight sun unfinished manuscript were released on the internet. distraught by the news, Meyer decided to put the production of midnight sun on hold "indefinitely". and in order to cure fans of their "guilt" of reading it illegally, she decided to put copies of the manuscript on her website.

This novel offers a different side to the story of Edward Cullen. Now all the bullshit pessimist who believed that Edward Cullen had no life and was too obsessed with Bella can shut the fuck up after reading midnight sun.

Example #1

dumbass: "i read twilight, it was good but Edward Cullen loves Bella too much".
genius: "did you read midnight sun"?
dumbass: "no but-"
genius: "well shut the fuck up because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about"!


Example #2

Genius #2: i had no idea Edward had life, thank god im not an ignorant asshole and that i took the time to read midnight sun to gain a little perspective.

by TrinityLife October 29, 2008

midnight sneak

The act of gently sliding your man meat into your unconscious partners bum hole at the stroke of midnight (12:00 a.m).

Chuck Norris gave that dirty whore the midnight sneak so hard that she shat out of her mouth.

by Ifeltathigh December 23, 2006

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

midkiff

A male prostitute. The origin of the word is "midkiff" road in West Texas, a street notorious for harbouring cheap gigilos. In addition, the men are usually bi/homo-sexual.

Damn, home slice, brianne fuckin' got herself a midkiff laz night. I aint no good fo' hur no mo'.

by Genesius August 12, 2005