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midget

In real life, it is usually a very small person, used for entertainment, however, the word midget is also used as an insult, used at people who are smaller by about an inch, it's not fuckin nice at all, I'm not that tall and I'm called a midget at school, let me tell you, ANYONE calls me this one more time, I am gonna fuckin snap, I take my height very seriously, it's not my fuckin fault that I'm not some fuckin giant, some prick who I even consider a friend called me this, unless it's someone who can take a joke then don't fuckin say it to people, you think it's fuckin funny, it's not, why the fuck did I ave to get this height? Don't ask, it's fuckin stupid the shit like this
Fuck all you haters, anyone call me a midget RIGHT IN MY FUCKIN FACE I will fuckin SNAP, I'm pissed off because of my height, what the fuck is there problems? Dicklhead my so called fuckin friend knows how well I take jokes, so I might lose it with him
by Form of Despise July 24, 2008
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midget

also known as a chubby, an adj. describing a semi- erect penis.
Billy Blanks is sport'n a midget during his Tae Bo videos
by rossta January 26, 2005
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Midget Brigade

A small part of the Kraznan armed forces, consisting of Jeffers and some other sort person, both of whom unwittingly members of this awesome force.
Is that the Wheelchair Troops? No its the Midget Brigade!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
by Silly Whitey November 30, 2004
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White Midget

A White Midget is THE ONLY type of midget that can revive a yetti !
When the Yetti died, Brandon The White Midget had to bring her back to life by singing "I'm bringing sexy back"
by McChicken101 January 4, 2010
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Gay Furry Midget Porn

Furry Midget one: Wanna make gay furry midget porn?
Furry midget two: hell yeah
by Adolf_Drippler May 13, 2022
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midget gem

a very tiny lady with proportionally large breasts.
"have you seen the new secretary tom?.. "not yet dave"..."fuck me,she's a right midget gem!".
by apex dave January 19, 2011
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Midgetate

To transform into a midget.
I just saw that guy midgetate, it was teh coolest thing evar.
by LazyProbe March 23, 2011
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