Ethel Merman

Used to describe something foul and unzesty...

EW! Ethel Merman!

by Res December 21, 2003

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

secret mermaid

A secret mermaid is when a man makes his arm go numb/dead and then starts masterbating making it feel like someone else is doing it for him

Dan: Whats your favourite thing to do

Phil: Recreate a secret mermaid

by Jhhhjnnbbj July 30, 2017

elvin marmalejos

a word you use for a trash basketball player that cant guard anyone on the court

yo johnathan is such an elvin marmalejos

by goat72 December 13, 2017

Dick Mermaid

A dick mermaid is a female who is sucking a cock and kicking her feet as if she were swimming.

Man ,last night I had this dick mermaid give me best blow job I ever had.

by jederic January 17, 2018

skeleton mermaid

Got destroyed on the pirates of the Caribbean ride

They got rid of the skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018

Mama marmalade

Phunky phresh and stylin. Mama marmalade is the one who brings the party, and lays it all out on the dance floor.

Lexie: what is this phunk n phresh feeling in my bones? I dance with the phunk of a thousand men!

Everyone: Lexie, you are the new host of mama marmalade. You dance the phunkiest because you possess the spirit and power of mama marmalade!

by Iceemama June 1, 2018