Mason

rad ass bitch who likes to party and makes pop punk music. state champs r main jams. excessively eats massively amounts of peanut butter in one sitting. all about that tofu vegetarian life. will fuck your bitch right in the pussy. best nigga is kortni. fucking shit up every weekend like a straight g.

dingus.

friend: hey man, what time is it?

Mason: *whips out dick* it's a little past dick thirty guys

by kortnisinkships December 8, 2014

sado-masochist

one who enjoys pain being done to themselves and others. people like these are slitters, sadists, etc.

the sado masochist loved the monster truck destruction derby, especially when he jumped in front of the cars.

by jdunmer1018 March 9, 2005

Mason

a fat ass that likes big black cock up his ass and lives rent free in his moms home with his 30 in dildo

bro my brother is such a mason

by vedcon May 20, 2020

Mason

1) Known to like many woman at a time
2) Flirts with 2 or more girls even when he has a girlfriend
3) Dates girls that begin with the letter K
4)Is very attractive.....

Girl 1:WHAT?! He likes Anna, Kinley AND Shaye?!

Girl 2: OMG hes dating Kinley though!!

Girl 3: Oh, he must be a mason

by COUSCOUSISMYMAN January 1, 2012

Homo-Masochism

The practice of straight women who refuse to spend time with straight men due to their poor hygiene and inferior sense of humor. Creates torturous conditions for the libido.

I practice homo-masochism every night I go to the gay bar and get groped.

by Howdoyoutell July 17, 2006

mason and makayla

The story of Makayla and Mason starts at Delta Charter. Mason found out at he end of the 4th grade that Makayla liked him and he lit up because he loved her 2 years after that they were together every thing was good. She liked someone else and mason cried. They made up then broke up. Makayla started to turn badass and mason liked it hopefully Makayla and read this and make up.

Love y'all. Mason and Makayla.

by Love life. January 25, 2018

mason

he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs

masons a stupid idiot

by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019