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Maximin

A person (usually a guy) who shows consistent composure and skill.
It is pretty impossible to hate a maximin due to his speed you will suffer much embarrassment and cry.
My darling, you in the headband, you are such a maximin.
by Upthemags March 7, 2020
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asscrackious maximus

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"
by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010
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stupidus maximus

A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.
Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?

Stacy: 4

Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.

" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"
by Ballisimo October 15, 2013
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vaginus-maximus

1. The "private area" of a female; specifically the area starting with the VULVA and ending with the uterus.

2. A wimpy individual.
Kiko: Imus in the morning? More like Vaginus-MaxIMUS in the morning! Ha ha ha!
Dani: ...
by Kiko February 8, 2004
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Maximiliano

A very Short Mexican male that showers once a month
Maximiliano Stinks
by MaxyWaxy February 8, 2022
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Maxime

1. Beautiful, charming young french lady, usually highly demanding, and ambitious.

2. She also seems to be superior to the rest; the smartest. Most special girls in the world are named Maxime, they are the best at speaking French and destined for greatness.

3. Also tend to attract many creepers, but that isn't an big issue for any guy, because Michelle is so amazing.
Jo: Hey, did you see that new girl at school?

Bob: Yeah, I think she came from Kingston.

Jo: Dam, she must be a Maxime
by potluck123 May 12, 2010
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Lqtmus Maximus

1- The lqtmus maximus is the major

muscle in the hahass that causes you to

lqtm, or laugh quietly to yourself. When

hyperextended it causes roflseizures. If

the muscle is torn, it causes you to lmao!
Patient- "I've been having some serious pain in my lqtmus maximus, doc."

Doctor- "Ah, it's because you ripped it snowboarding. Have you had any other symptoms?"

Patient- "Yes it caused me to laugh my ass off while watching Survivor."
by John NutNocker April 8, 2009
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