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masterial store

An incorrect name for a warehouse used by poms who live in the North East.
Stu's 2" valve is at the masterial store.
by MonteCarlo89 February 8, 2015
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maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.
"I might have a maternal crush on you."
by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016
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Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed
Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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Malarials

Malarials are a milinneal contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Malarials

Malarials are a milinneal contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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Malarials

Malarials are a milinneal contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.
These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.
by HYD18 September 13, 2016
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