carpet mouth

That feeling of a dirty mouth that you have when you wake up from a night in which your mouth was open while you slept, causing it to be dry. It feels like something fuzzy has crawled into your mouth and teeth.

I woke up with carpet mouth.

by myusikah April 18, 2010

Puppet-Mouth

Vertical lines from the corner of the mouth that descend to the chin, forming jowls and making the mouth resemble that of a ventriloquist's puppet. Primarily found on low-wage earning, fifty-plus office hags who seldom smile.

Did ya check out that temp they stuck up front when you came in?

Where do they get these hags? She looks like Charlie McCarthy.

Total puppet-mouth, dude. I bet she has lever inside the back of her shirt.

by crank-slapper October 20, 2009

other mouth

female genitalia that is longingly exposed to the male mouth

Man I went down on her forever. I made out with it like it was another mouth.

by J-Loco March 12, 2007

mouth-tetris

When a blow-job is performed in which two or more penises are inserted into the mouth. This act can also be performed using similarly phallic objects.

"also, i can fit 21 baby carrots in my mouth. don't test me, i did it. one big game of mouth-tetris."

by William Fisher January 9, 2009

mouth donut

A particularly bushy, dense goatee, in the shape of a circle around the guy's mouth. So-called because it resembles a chocolate frosted doughnut. Popular with frat boys (goes well with a cinched brimmed baseball cap) and baseball players.

Kevin Youkilis of the Red Sox shaved off his mouth donut for charity.

by Pantstron3000 December 10, 2007

pumpkin mouth

(noun) Refers to a person's mouth, which when opened to speak or smile appears as a gaping black hole devoid of teeth,
such as the mouth on a carved pumpkin at Hallowe'en. Alternatively, a smile with only one or two little peg teeth in the foreground of a gaping black hole can also be considered a pumpkin mouth.

Kyra Sedgewick (from "The Closer") has a pumpkin mouth.

by Kia Pelleraki June 28, 2008

ashtray mouth

A condition derived from smoking which causes the mouth to become discolored and smell just like an old used ashtray

I talked to a woman today who had severe ashtray mouth.

by KING A July 28, 2014