surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Mount Rainier High School

Mount Rainier High School is a school located in Bum Fuck, Washington, which is also known as des moines MRHS is the worst school, the football team sucks ass can't win the homecoming game headass the volley ball team aint shit only reason why people go is to see ass and most of the sports just be boring, the school it self is biggest clown in Washington most of the teachers are more attractive, than most kids in the school, just like the school all the students are clowns, you got a whole bunch of people, fake gangsters the 6'2 white boys with 2 inch dicks and that one nigga wearing fake louis vuitton shit you got the nerd bitches who lose there virginity at the age never, the stoner niggas who the only good heads here cuz they set off the fire alarm getting us outta class and the annoying ass gay kids who be shoving the dumbass bullshit down our throats frfr the girls at mount so flat that all the boys got a porn addiction but all the boys deadass think they the shit for walking with the black forces the dumb ass student store only serves pizza cuz thats what everyone wants @all the pigs at the school that have more fat rolls then ass , assemblies sound like if travis scott tried to rap porn the dances are shit cuz mount cant do shit right they try to be family friendly when they know the school full of hoes and bitch niggas

mount rainier is a whole ass circus this made by kennedy gang cuz we aint no bitch niggas

1: u go to mount rainier high school?
2:that one school that filled with hoes n thirsty ass bitches
1: yeah that one
2: hell nah i aint no bitch in the circus that breaks vending machines and wears fake gucci slides

by Kennedy is the goat August 5, 2019

Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

joey mount

The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.

“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”

by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 4, 2018

Mount Killabitch

A place where five bitches go every five years to get killed for being a bitch. Nobody knows the location, but everyone who is not fucking retarded knows that it isn't fake.

Jane: "Oh my god Richard, you're such a dick, blah blah blah"
Dick: "Stop it Jane, you're being a bitch. You don't want to go to Mount Killabitch, do you?"
Suddenly, a bunch of masked men bash the door down and grab Jane, taking her to Mount Killabitch, never to be seen again.

by R_guyy April 11, 2020

mount carmel college

the worst school in the world, this school is full of drug addicts and sellers, their school smells of marijuana and the girls have their skirts, shorts and dresses so far up you can see their underwear, this school may be private but no one in it acts it, they are crazy and get a lot of fights happening

i need to go to mount carmel college i heard they have good drug dealers!

by 420fam69iykyk April 16, 2020