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swift middle school

a dogshit school where in 2020-2021 they made school lunches free but taste worse than my grandmother's ashes, where half the kids get off to hentia or the emo kid in the back of the class, where the current 8th grade math teacher literally has a heart attack when you close your eyes longer than 3 seconds, literally the best teachers here are the social studies/LEAD teachers and the RA teacher(s) besides the art one, she's a karen.
OP: Do you remember Swift Middle School?
Reply: Why would i remember that place? the teachers were terrible and the food was atleast 60 days old
by SmokeyTheFur May 12, 2021
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Groton Middle school

A place where either your extremely gay or a sports highlighter kid in the closet with internalized homophobia. You probably also wonder why we have weird team names.
Gms(Groton middle school) has a teacher named Mr.Larrow who dosn’t like me
by Your welcome Moriah October 19, 2021
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Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: what middle school did you go to?
John: Pioneer Ridge Middle School

Bob: oh you mean hell.
by MNBOI July 7, 2018
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Frank loyd wright middle school

The stupidest school out there, where everyone is fake and if u aint nobody know u, ppl change up rlly quick here and ditch u easily
oh that girl is fake cuz she go to Frank loyd wright middle school
by bitch from FLW January 18, 2019
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El Portal Middle School

A place where kids smoke weed. Thirsty ass thots hide in the bushes waiting for some dick to come find them. And teachers be assholes to their students 🚫🧢
Damnnnnn you go to El Portal Middle School, you must really want to kill yourself.
by Jules1738679 March 6, 2019
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Peters Township Middle School

Imagine a place where no one gets along with each other because everyone’s goal is to be better than the next person. Imagine a work environment in which only favors those who excel in sports and like to get high on Friday nights. Imagine a place where there are very, very few people who will listen to you. Imagine Peters Township Middle School. This is 2-year torture block is one of the most mismanaged, utterly disgraceful public schools I have ever stepped foot in.

The teachers fall into 2 categories - The “I want to be a middle school student again” category, in which the teachers don’t teach and instead spend class time talking about the stupid cheer and danceathon and play favorites on students who are on the path to suspension (just because those kids fit into the “popular, partying, jock” crowd”) and the “I wanna get out of this place” category, in which the teachers teach with even less personality and effectivity, don’t help anyone who asks for it, and tells kids that get 70%’s on their tests, “At least you got a passing grade.” There are few exceptions to this.
When I die, I hope I don’t end up in Peters Township Middle School.
by qwertynnerdy March 17, 2019
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moreland ridge middle school

A failed Contraction camp that ended being called moreland ridge, but instead everyone is black
Typical Moreland ridge middle school conversation
Kid: i'm going to Delta woods
Moreland boy: LOL go follow you gator way fag
Kid: Go to the bathroom where the gas chambers used to be located
by PeenMan13 May 24, 2019
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