March 1st

March 1st is where you can ask your partner to do anything as long as you’re shorter than them.

I asked my partner for a hug on March 1st since i’m shorter than them.

by 3z! February 20, 2022

march 2nd

national make fun of your tall friend day

tall friend: ur so short
short friend: actually is march 2nd sasquatch

by duck 56538 March 2, 2022

Marching meme

A contrived political message or theme designed to inspire or reinforce a blind adherence to a party or idea, often with a cynical awareness that professional and amateur followers and pundits will relentlessly repeat it throughout the Internet and mass media echo chambers with a nearly syncopated precision.

The talk show host knew that by pounding the table and screaming "we must take our government back," he was reissuing a marching meme that had inspired his many sycophantic followers in the past.

by shoqvalue June 19, 2010

March 4

National hockey day

Hey, give me ur neck
Why
It’s March 4th

by Hey why we March 1, 2020

March 30th

National motorboat day

"oh it's March 30th whip out ur tits lemme put my face I them"

by Weloveutecca October 28, 2019

March 5th

National Ask Your Crush Out Day!!

for all the tik tokers out there on march 5th

by heheohohtiktok November 12, 2019

March 25

Litteraly the sexiest most hot person to ever live , if you take one glance at them you will fucking cum, not like a normal amount of cum, but like soaking wet pants full of fucking jizz.

Omg he was born in March 25th *orgasam noises*

by Hornynigga. December 4, 2019