Blind Lucha Libre

Put a wrestling mask on a girl. Wrestle with her, put her in a sleeper hold and while she is out, bust a nut in her eyes so she cannot open them when she wakes up rendering her blind. (Can also be called the Crusty Lucha Libre)

I was wrestling with your mexican mom last night - put her in a sleeper hold by "accident". I felt it was my moral obligation to give her a blind lucha libre. The crust cums off with a little vaseline.

by The Furniture Felon February 1, 2008

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scrotum lunch box

The mashing of one's testicles into a metal lunch box for fun.

"Dude, my day sucked so I gave myself a scrotum lunch box."

by Black_Widow August 28, 2009

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Epic Lunch

A secret middle school group made for fighting boredom.

Guy one- Hey who are those kids over there?

Guy two- Oh they're cool, they're from Epic Lunch

by epicgurl March 31, 2010

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Mexican Lunchbox

A portable toilet, or pot-o-pot, that is totally dirty, stinky, foul and fucked up and destroyed on the inside, especially on a construction site with many workers. This term comes from the massive amounts of Mexicans on these job sites, and the unsanitary conditions left by them after eating several bean sandwiches for lunch, and standing on the seat instead of either sitting, or using the U.F.O. position, in other words, hovering.

Charles- Man I've had to take a shit for hours, but I can't hold it any longer.

Dave- It sucks to be you, there's no bathrooms around,I guess you're gonna have to use the Mexican Lunchbox.

Charles- Fuck that! I'd rather shit myself! I went in there to piss this morning and it looked like someone was finger painting with a melted Snickers bar!

by Berumper March 15, 2011

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