lotion night

when a male's parents leave for multiple hours and the male decides that he wants to jack off. He thus finds lotion to use which in turn makes his session last longer and feel better. it usually takes a night because the first go around was so great he decides to go a second or third time.

what did you do last saturday night

it was not saturday night it was lotion night

oh...what movie did they see

by lotion night every night March 10, 2012

Lotbit

When two people met at the library one summer days and from then on realised how much they loved eachother. A lot.

I love you a lotbit

by k1721 September 12, 2012

Lostitudocity

The feeling you have when you don't know where the fuck you are.

My lostitudocity senses are tingling.

by IAmLost September 27, 2012

Letting The Elk Loose

Revealing an already known secret, often in a pretentious way.

Sam: "My inside source tells me President Obama has won the election".

Bob: "You're just letting the elk loose, Sam".

by nothingallthatnew November 7, 2012

lotical

The entrance of staris， staircase.

In Chinese, the word“楼梯口“pronunce as ”Lou ti kou". So, using enlish to present this pronunciation is Lotical.

She stands in lotical, stares at mencal.

by lalalademaxiya November 28, 2012

loti

An abbreviation for 'laughing on the inside'. Realistically, we don't go around loling everywhere so why give the impression that we are constantly exasperated from all of our laughing.

Edwin: "What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him?
Get bent!"

Francine: "Loti"

by idontwanttousemyrealname April 4, 2013

LOTI

Laughing On The Inside

Ariana told Miley a joke. Miley LOTI

by simply_flawless16 November 26, 2014