log touching

when a person puts their entire hand up the ass of themselves or a recievong partner.

Looks like you're into a little bit of the log touching aren't you fag.

by David Meacham January 20, 2003

log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg October 26, 2005

yule log

Wrapping a Christmas bow around your penis and placing it on a female (or male) companions face.

Dude, I totally gave her the Yule Log last night!

by GoingToAlpha December 22, 2010

hairy log

When you shave your pubes over an unflushed toilet after meatloaf Monday and the hair sticks to the log making it a hairy little man or log in this case.

Husband: honey hey honey come look a this :)

Wife: gerald if you show me your hairy log one more time we’re divorcing.

Husband: :(

by Fried Fattie October 18, 2023

Boston log

When you take a shit and use the turd as a fleshlight, creampie aforementioned turd like a Boston cream donut

Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you

by boston logger January 06, 2023

burnt log

A penis which is extremely raw due to excessive masturbation.

The student tried to focus on his sex-ed class work, but winced at the slightest brush of clothes against his burnt log.

by jweid94 February 11, 2014

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 14, 2019