Lobsterized

To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun.

Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today.

by Holden67 October 24, 2007

Lostercoo

A rooster-type bird/foul, with a golden horn. Can be found in popular fiction and mythology. Shares common ancestry with roosters and unicorns.

Damn, that lostercoo totally just killed that regular chicken.

by Drew Aemily 6969 April 7, 2010

Lobster Nipple

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.

It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple

by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010

Lobster Skirt

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.

"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

by Tacquito Bangkok Fairwood May 27, 2013

lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

lobster cock

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.

-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.

by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020

Human Lobsterism

The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.

After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE

EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"

MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?

by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012