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The term "lizard" is used to describe a broke pimp. A lizard is when a male and/or female that consider theirselves as pimps, but either their hoes ain't bringing in any money, or they just can't control their hoes. Either way, they're broke then a bitch !
I was up at the pilot truck stop last night on Lancaster Rd, and I heard this hoes talkin bad to here pimp. She said... "Thats why you ain't nothin but a lizard ol' hoe ass nigga !!!!!!!!"
by Dat_Boi_from_Oak_Cliff October 2, 2006
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Lizard

1. A four legged reptile with external ear openings and movable eyelids. Some lizards can change color in response to their enviroment such as the Chameleon and Anole. Most lizards are harmless to humans, only very large ones such as the Komodo dragon can kill or injury you. Lizards feed on insects and plants. Most lay eggs but some give birth to live young. They are well known for being able to regrown lost tails and limbs.

The most popular lizards sold as pets are Iguanas, Bearded Dragons, Leopard Geckos, and Monitor Lizards to name a few. They require more care then most exotic pets and need their cages cleaned frequently.

2. Someone who tries to move in on your sweetheart when you're not around. AKA Birddog.
1. I enjoy watching the lizards play in the garden.

2. He's a lizard, he is moving in on Rick's girlfriend.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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lot lizard

A woman who goes from bar to bar wrecking marriages.
by ben there October 28, 2003
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lot lizard

A carnival worker that sleeps with several other carnys or marks.
She/HE tries to act like a diva, but she/he's just another "lot lizard".
by Tom Metts May 6, 2004
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lizard

An awesome animal; scaley changes colour and comes in a variety of colours and shapes!
Jerk: Hey! You love lizard! You suck!
Me: Lizards are so cool!
Jerk: *is stupid*
Me: Your stupid!
by Bayou Bob February 4, 2005
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muddy lizard

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Lizard Food

A less common term used for weed. Use this term and those greedy pigs will have no idea what the fuck your talking about.
Yo Miller, you got any lizard food?
Na man, just ran out
by Big Miller June 12, 2009
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