mattews shopping list

when you give somone a blow job in a store when its open

"dude i just got a mattews shopping list in walmart"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

boot list

A competitive list of those of your friends who have vomited after drinking much alcohol. Usually, a "boot" consists of any and all alcohol related vomit in that one drinking session. Taking the lead on the boot list is a shameful act reserved for pussies and chicks who hang out too much with guys.

Dude, that's three, you've tied for the top of the boot list!

Aw, shit...

by Trojan Hall October 3, 2006

crying indian list

The 'crying indian' list is a list of people whom have been observed as failing to wash their hands after using the restroom, and is often kept informally in the workplace as a way of identifying unsanitary co-workers. The name of this list is derived from the Keeping America Beautiful campaign in which a crying indian was used to highlight the growing problem of pollution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keep_America_Beautiful).

Members of the Crying Indian List may be granted 1 of 2 levels of membership; level-1 and level-2. Level-1 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after urinating. Level-2 members are those persons which have been observed failing to wash after defecating.

Dude, don't shake hands with Ted. He's a level-2 crying indian list member.

by cryingindian4 October 18, 2008

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011

People to rob list

It means you have something so nice, the person (giving the compliment) wants to “rob” you.

Person 1: “Fit Check?” insert selfie with expensive -looking clothing
Person 2: “you’re added to my ‘people to rob list’🤡

by Budderlover3873 June 5, 2022

Lunch Money List

Lunch money list- "defined as; (at any given time)- an individual felt like taking the monetary value one possesses for payment of lunch/dinner items, he/she will do so in a swift and abrupt use of violent or intimidating force"

Wow, Pete just deadlifted 500lbs. It doesn't matter though bro, that short chode is still on the lunch money list.

by EUCBOYZ December 27, 2016

Herbified Guest List

To be in the company of like individuals whom enjoy smoking marijuana

In music:

Chronicles of ONE "The Kid Nextdoor is a pot head (Revolution in Stereo)"

"Well its the kush sh** stress test with the Herbified Guest list strap on you goofey boots it's time to get lifted..."

by Consigliere Tom Hagen December 29, 2009