lady poker

another name for ones dick

i gotta go drain the lady poker

by tapernateva September 18, 2009

Dragging a lady

A kind of posh wank.

Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...

1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"

by Braegan March 5, 2017

Lady threat

a weak or empty/meaningless threat with no serious intent or lack of truth behind it

RandomDude:Bro im getting my boys to jump you later ight?
RandomDude:Yea yea,you're empty lady threats dont intimidate me

by YMCT October 19, 2016

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".

Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.

by CapitalLady April 8, 2011

Afternooooooooon ladies!

Randomly yelled out across the office to the satisfaction of bakalaka usually by the gagg or the Milne factor.

The key is to yell it out at the most unsuspecting moment, it will shock and entertain those that are lucky enough to hear it.

The nooooooon part needs to be drawn out for maximum effect.

Eg.

The office is quiet everyone is hard at work then all of a sudden out of nowhere....

Gagg: Afternooooooooon ladies!

The women are startled and dont know what to think while all the men crack up laughing.

Bakalaka: Luv ya work BIG FELLA!

by Thebigfellatso July 24, 2014

Lady Kanade

Also known as Kanade, she is a priestest that fought against the Four War Gods in the 4th Inuyasha Movie called: Fire on the Mystic Island.

Lady Kanade: I shall pass on what little life I have left. In exchange, save these children.

Inuyasha: What happens to the kids is up to them. All I'm going to do is destroy the Four War Gods.

Lady Kanade: That is fine. You have my blessings.

Inuyasha: Asagi! We're getting outta here now.

Asagi: Is...it okay to stay alive?

Inuyasha: Quit asking permission like that!

Lady Kanade: Wait.

Asagi: Lady Kanade?

(quotes taken from the movie)

by Strawberry-Ringo September 26, 2008