lone trumpeter

Someone playing their instrument on the periphery. Usually low in confidence or voyeuristic.

I went dogging last night. There was a lone trumpeter stood at the edge of the car park.

by Brassband Billy November 3, 2021

Lonely Island Hypothesis

It's not gay, when it's in a three way. When in a threesome, the

Dude 1: I had a threesome with a guy and a girl
Dude 2: That's a bit Gay
Dude 1: not by the Lonely Island Hypothesis
Dude 2: Okay, fair point

by menofthesoilandthesheafandcroo November 12, 2021

Lonely

You have not a single girl. Or bitch

I’m lonely - Reed

by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022

Lonely tapioca

When you don’t have someone for happy tapioca. So you sit in pudding and masterbate.

“I don’t have no bitch so I’m doing lonely tapioca tonight”

by Big popa 369 February 6, 2022

Lone Boner

A lone Boner is a very lonly guy who never gets sex for getting dumped by a girlfriend or some shit.

i'm feeling like a lone boner because my girlfriend never came here

by tuckboi February 9, 2022

Lonely ppl day

Oct 5th is lonely ppl day

Person 1:It's October 5th
Person 2: and?
Person 1: it's lonely ppl day

by Yahdjb October 4, 2021

Lonely ppl day

For all those ppl who get bored cuz they don't have a bf/gf or are dating someone gender neutral and want a day for that it's on October 5th

Person 1:it's October 5th
Person 2:so?
Person 1: it's lonely ppl day

by Yahdjb October 4, 2021