The holiday lobster is the decades long tradition of a family member or friend dressing as a lobster to deliver the gifts people actually need.
Omg did you see how holiday lobster gave Katie a condom with a straw in it!? You know she loves cum!
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"Man I was getting a handy from this girl last night and she was like a knob lobster gripping my shit"
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Podcast hosted by love doctors Xolo Maridueña and Jacob Bertrand. Explain the most important information every Tuesday.
Dude: “bro did you see the newest episode of Lone Lobos?”
Other Dude: “of course Lone Lobos” is the best part of the week.
Other Dude: “of course Lone Lobos” is the best part of the week.
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While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.
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Person 2: Sure let's go to Bubba Gumps.
Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
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Person 1: No, you fucking idiot, let's get some good lobster at New England Lobster Company!
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