Lady Wellington

A poop that doesn't smell... Only very feminine ladies can deliver such a poop, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.

"Excuse me for a moment Darling, I need a Lady Wellington"
"Yes I did a poop, but it's a Lady Wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high"

by Lady Wellington September 6, 2013

lady hobknocker

A lady who slaps people with her boobs.

That lady hobknocker just slapped him with her D cups.

by Foyd Rogers July 13, 2014

capital lady

When you want to call someone so lady-like that calling her just a lady doesn't cut it. You go above and beyond, by calling her a capital lady. It runs along the same lines as capitalizing something to show emphasis, but you indicate the capitalization by saying "capital" before "lady".

Not only is she talented, funny, beautiful, and wonderful, she is also a capital lady.

by CapitalLady April 8, 2011

lady gorilla

Intelligent female gorilla. More people need to be aware of their existence.

I saw a lady gorilla at the zoo!

by frabrizio November 9, 2017

Lobster Lady

A woman with a huge ass. All the meat is in the tail. not meant to be a compliment.

The lobster lady at the buffet was epic. she shook the floor when she stept.

by CodyAAA May 20, 2014

Lady forest

A name for a womans pubic hair, and where lady wood comes from.

Girl:i really want to wear this bikini, but my lady forest is thick.

by Z100ifiction April 1, 2011

bog lady

Someone who is the best in the business (B)est (O)riginal (G)angster

That Bog Lady knows how to run her team. She really is a boss!

by Deustky February 9, 2022