Ken

A funny looking guy who sells drugs, eats dogs, and play Genshin Impact.

Joe: Ken is a heigui

by Jimmy Mac'Wifebeater June 1, 2023

Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.

Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!

by Sussybocka June 16, 2023

Ken Meng

Ken Meng is a very loud, kind and helpful soul. If you ever encounter one, just know he's Asian. And can cook rice

Yo, did you see Ken Meng helping her???

by Fwlix March 6, 2023

Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.

Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit

by Calecorn March 22, 2023