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karma

A series of unfortunate events that amount to one giant catastrophic shit heading directly for your face......and your wallet. An unavoidable unpleasantness that will level you to the cockroaches.

A very rare event that only happens when the universe decided to drop the ball on giving back to a Douchebag the devastating shit he didn't think twice about shoveling out.

When a real dick of a person crosses a Lesley, in a really low way. It may be a month or a year, hell even 5 years later, she will wait for the opportune moment, and when it's clear life hasn't paid you back yet, The Lesley will deploy a very complicated and yet untraceable series of events that make your life a constant giant headache. You will regret the day you ever wronged a Lesley.
Did you know that guy that wronged that Lesley like 10 years ago, well you better believe Karma completely destroyed the amazing life he had planned. It all started....
by FakeIt.TillUMakeIt March 7, 2022
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Karma neutral

A morally questionable act that in no way harms, insults or humiliates anyone... as long as nobody sees/hears said act
At first i felt bad for flipping off the blind child, but my therapist said it was "karma neutral" since no one else saw me
by Daklining October 7, 2022
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Cruder Karma

If someones name is cruder or karma they are the best person you will ever meet, and if their name is both multiply this fact by 391283018301938091238 + 480237408923748932074890327480932748902748902478903274 if its on a 4x weekend.
Cruder Karma is like being the highest in the room.
Nep: Is that guys name cruder karma?
Guy: yea, hes really cool!
by DuckWith7Feet February 25, 2025
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Karma

It's a song from Jojo Siwa, but Jojo Siwa stole it. It's actually from Brittany Alyse Smith.
Person 1 : Dude, have you heard the Karma song by Jojo Siwa?

Person 2: Yeah, but jojo siwa stole it.
Person 1: What!?
by The stinkiest dog ever May 1, 2024
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Shrine of Karma

Greatest being to walk upon the face of earth with his unsurmountable rizz
by Shrine of Karma March 12, 2023
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Outrunning Karma

"Outrunning Karma" is a warning against the idea of running away from one's actions and the consequences that follow. Karma will always chase you till you die.
“Outrunning karma, that boy.”
by Dr.Buttbomb October 14, 2023
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karma

synonym of cheese

(that's about it)

he's a character (protagonist) in a webcomic series, AUGDAMN. he is widely known for his triangular prism-shaped head so thus calling him a cheesehead is born
i would like to eat uhh

macaroni and karma

a grilled karma sandwich

and some karmasticks
by skykdotidot February 25, 2024
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