kaleb michael roth

The definition of badass

He's such a kaleb Michael Roth

by Tina junk cock and balls March 13, 2017

Kaleb Morris

The epidemy of cross country running. Some say he is the nephew of Jesus. Also has the best hair in the god damn galaxy.

Man: He has great hair.
Girl: He's such a Kaleb Morris

by StudBagel March 23, 2017

Kale

The world best at takeing dildos up the ass one time he fit a hole 10 inche up his juicy ho rectum

Oh boy kale is massive

by Big daddy lavie September 6, 2017

kaleigh peddle

The most perfect girl you will ever meet. When you see her or talk to her you won't be able to wipe the smile off of your face. She is beautiful in every way wether it be her looks or personality. She is the sweetest girl on earth and you will be insanely lucky to get her. I know I am

Kaleigh peddle is perfect

by Kaleigh peddle June 3, 2017

kaleb caffey

the best guy you could ever meet, is the sweetest and most caring guy ever :p

that guy is totally a kaleb caffey, keep him.

by hey12345hey54321 July 5, 2017

kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

Kaleb

Kaleb is a pussy air force cadet who all of the rank hate. His only friends are ranks below him and his intake is also hated.

Conversation Example:
FSGT: We need a competent leading cadet to do this job
Kaleb: *raises hand*
FSGT: Ignores and asked the WOOF

Oh shit kaleb just sat down with us at mess

by SuccEgg April 24, 2018