the most amazing person, a great guy to date. very loving and caring. also skinny like a spaghetti noodle
I love you josh
by mybfcumsinsocks August 2, 2019
Get the joshmug. To masturbate, to knock one off.
eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'
'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'
Or
eg: Two
Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'
Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'
eg: Three
'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'
by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009
Get the To Joshmug. Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.
man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed
by SoAn14 December 9, 2010
Get the joshedmug. by good old dumb April 12, 2022
Get the joshmug. n. 1) a tissue, 2) any form of tissue or such material that can be used to catch the result of masturbation, especially while alone in a dark room, 3) v. to josh, to masturbate into a tissue awkwardly while alone in a dark room.
1) "Hey, wanna pass me a josh?"
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
2) "Dude, I don't wanna go in my room. I stepped on an old josh last night, and it wasn't mine."
3) "God damnit, I walked in on my room mate while he was joshing last night.
by Mike_Rotch October 5, 2010
Get the joshmug. - choosing the easiest way to do something out of laziness with no regards for future consequences or not doing anything about something because you are too lazy to bother even though in the future you will have a much larger problem.
Bill broke up with his girlfriend who lied and cheated on him, but made a josh and started having sex and dating her again because he didn't have to try.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
Instead of canceling his magazine trials, Bobert pulled a josh and did nothing, ignoring the possibility of future bills.
by writteningasoline March 28, 2010
Get the joshmug.