In 2011 Jon Kyl, Republican Senator from Arizona, claimed that abortions were "well over 90 percent of what Planned Parenthood does." After his statement caught wind in the media as being a flat out lie he backpedaled stating that his remark was "not intended to be a factual statement."
This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.
This spawned the hashtag and popular meme #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. In similar context, whenever you or someone you know present information as a fact when it's actually a blatant lie it is appropriate to say Pulling a Jon Kyl. In reference to this notorious liar.
Guy 1: Did you hear what that senator said last night?! 50 million car accidents take place every year in this country
Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.
Guy 2: Don't listen to that garbage, he's just pulling a Jon Kyl.
by Ducez September 16, 2012
Get the Pulling a Jon Kylmug. The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport
Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
by The man Baccus August 16, 2016
Get the little jon carsonmug. by Jboatn July 17, 2022
Get the Jon boat cricketmug. To Fat Jon something is to place something into your person orally, then, when you extricate the said object, you pick the item out of the feces and place it back in the mouth. Repeat.
by Gangsta March 6, 2005
Get the Fat Jonmug. 1)The name of my bong.
2)A comical play on words.Surely to make any stoner giggle.
3)A good way to disguise the fact that your going to smoke weed.
2)A comical play on words.Surely to make any stoner giggle.
3)A good way to disguise the fact that your going to smoke weed.
1) Hey dude, come over later, we're gonna have a sess with Jon Bong Jovi.
-Sweeeeet.
2) Billy Bong Thorton, Wesley Pipes, and Jon Bong Jovi.
-Bong Jovi, thats funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
3) Man, let's go 'listen' to Bon Jovi *insert wink*!
-(Parent) Bon Jovi again? Are you sure my son is not a fag?
-Sweeeeet.
2) Billy Bong Thorton, Wesley Pipes, and Jon Bong Jovi.
-Bong Jovi, thats funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
3) Man, let's go 'listen' to Bon Jovi *insert wink*!
-(Parent) Bon Jovi again? Are you sure my son is not a fag?
by MarkHack December 9, 2008
Get the Jon Bong Jovimug. The act of requesting a sudden halt to any activity or journey currently being undertaken.
Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
Derived from the sporadic, and often fervent, requests of Edmund III to randomly stop a vehicle in transit in order to test its 0-60 prowess.
by J Slater Esq. May 9, 2005
Get the Stop the car Jonmug. by edshgfvniudfncxpzvjoersdfihcvx January 5, 2011
Get the Lil jonmug.