Location Joke

When a friend tells you something funny that happened to them. But you hardly crack a smile and they say, "well you had to be there"

Pretty much what I just said above.

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

one stroke joke

Fella who cums after but one stroke of the cock.

Johnny 2 is a one stroke joke.

by Matthew Pryce February 7, 2004

As a joke

when you intentionally do something but you don't REALLY mean to do it that much, so that your friends don't hate you and travel back in time to stop you from doing it.

why the fuck did you kill my friend?!?

I did it "as a joke"

by xxxaceyxxx February 28, 2019

Uncle Joke

uncle jokes are jokes that have zero intelligence or wit behind them and are often told by uncles at family events. most uncle jokes draw laughs from the family, but if you respect things that are actually funny, you keep quiet. uncle jokes can resemble the cheesy jokes told on television shows such as full house or family matters.

Setting: Thanksgiving dinner

Mom - "One year I remember, grandma put the turkey in the oven and never turned it on!"

Uncle - "Well what did you do for dinner?"

Mom - "I think we just went to Pizza Hut"

Uncle - "(giggling) I guess you could call it TURKEY HUT!"

*note how terrible the joke is all together, a phenomenon like this actually draws laughs from the kin. uncle joke at its finest.

by The Kid, You can't stop him December 2, 2009

inside joke

n. somthing incredibly funny that only you and your friends who were there at the time will ever understand. Ever.

Meghan: The s*** has hit the fan. Doooodleootdoo doo.
Multiple people: AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! oh gahh that was funny.
Victor: i don't get it.
Me: Inside joke.

by Kevin Garcia December 28, 2005

6 joker cards

The six joker cards..
They are our warnings for us to repent our sins so we may go to Shangri-la.

Carnival of Carnage
The Ringmaster
The Riddlebox
The Great Milenko
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers,
Jake the just, Jack the sinister.
The Wraith
Shangri-la and Hell's Pit.

They are us, inside us, and are our path that we may find to those golden gates, or those fiery pits of hell
The joker cards also are the mark of the end of time. After all of them are said and done, the end will consume us all, either in shangri-la, or hell's pit

NOw all the joker cards have fallen with spectacular aray, so when the Wraith is calling walk into the light..

After all 6 have risen, the end of time will consume us all..

by Joker Z October 4, 2004

Joker lips

The "lips" of a woman's vagina in need of a closer shave or Nair

Oh man, I was totally going to go down on my girlfriend but then i saw her joker lips and lost interest.

by UnkleFreklz February 25, 2011