Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "
by Ashbk February 3, 2010
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When you define a word on the Urban Dictionary and then a few days later someone else defines the same word in a slightly different way and then gets the votes for it.
My friends and I have a new funny phrase so I checked to see if someone had posted it on the Urban Dictionary. It had not been heard of yet so I posted it on Urban Dictionary to see the reaction it would get.
A few weeks later I signed in to check the votes on my phrase and found out that only a few days after I had posted it, someone posted the same phrase as I had thus stealing my word and my fun. I hate word jackers
Thanks you uncreative dickheads, think of something yourself and stop stealing our ideas.
A few weeks later I signed in to check the votes on my phrase and found out that only a few days after I had posted it, someone posted the same phrase as I had thus stealing my word and my fun. I hate word jackers
Thanks you uncreative dickheads, think of something yourself and stop stealing our ideas.
by bw120588 December 9, 2010
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Get the jockeybrawl mug.To purposely trigger oneself by bringing up past embarrassing and/or upsetting events without prompting from others. An individual will often bring up a subject or person as a joke to their friends, and subsequently hurt their own feelings.
“Stop jonkering yourself mate!”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”
“You have to forget about him, it’s just gonna jonker you all over again.”
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Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.
Cam Asselin is a scat jacker.
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