jelly bracelets

Well i think that these "SEX" braclets that the adults came up with is bullshit! geez! "oh someone broke my bracelet...HAHA...HA" Grow up and please get a life. Packs of those things are like 2 dollars and nobody is going to break it! I wear them everyday, cramming as many as i can on eah arm...and yes including BLACK. But just because some stupid person broke my black braclet im not going to go and have sex with them...if anything then ill make them pay for a new one. Its all just a big..Ha ha ha, funny thing for kids to be able to say "awww! now you have to have sex wit me!" people who take them seriously are just ignorant. Go Get Lives!

Girl: Hey!
Guy: HA.HA.
Girl: Pervet
Guy:HA.HA.
Girl: *hit guy in face and stalks off*

by Mollie January 9, 2005

jelly bracelets

Ok, at my school My stupid teacher dosent let us wear them. Yeah, they're sex bracelets, but no one breaks them off and just goes and fucks the the hell outta eachother. heres what they mean where I come from:

Black-Sex
Blue-Oral
White-Hug
Pink-Kiss
Orange-Make-out
Red-Lap dance
Yellow-Flash
Clear-Whatever Snapper Wants

by Molly March 19, 2004

jelly-doughnut

A jelly-doughnut is when one ejaculates on anothers face and then gives him/her a swift punch to the nose strong enough to where the nose bleeds.

Kyle gave Katie the worst jelly-doughnut ever last night.

by borolb August 3, 2006

Smelly Jelly

Similar to Duck butter, is that tangible layer upon layer of framunda sweat/cheese that grows on the gooch area during the hottest summer months. Color and consistency similar to old Nutella.

Boy, I was running behind that Johnny guy and he had some mean smelly jelly brewing.

by Sal Fartman February 23, 2011

jelly donut

when a guy creampies a girl's ass then stuffs a donut between her cheeks and eats the gooey center.

Girl: Now that we're done, you want to grab some dinner?

Guy: No thanks. I'm stuffed from that jelly donut.

by shannymac August 10, 2012

Jelly donut

Verb:

To ejaculate inside a female while on her period, then to perform cunnilingus'.

Eat my bloody, cum filled pussy bitch! Yeah! You eat that jelly donut! MMM...... GOOD!

by Kitten_innards April 10, 2010

jelly legged

When some one gets hit so hard their legs buckle and eventually the reciever of the hit falls flat on his face.

Bob got jelly legged after Paul hit him for sleeping with his wife.

by ther00k May 24, 2005