Jared Marson 

Jared : the original thottie, lifts everyday, has a fucking T. rex, smashed Linda- she wasn’t impressed with his Indian Weenie.

“I wish I was as cool as Jared Marson”
“Damn me too!”

Jared Marson by NickFolesMVP July 5, 2018

Jared Leto 

The insane untalented frontman for 30 Seconds to Mars who thinks he can actually sing. He is also a really big ego maniac with a serious temper and attitude problem. Enjoys screaming and throwing temper tantrums like a 2 year old

Jared Leto is the ulimate jackass.

Jared Leto by Kankuro550 October 10, 2008

Jared Tash 

Very, Very sexy kid that has a huge dick and knows how to have fun.. he will show you a great time and can have a hella lot of fun.. He is also a lady magnet and 1 of the coolest kids at Riverton high school

mmm, jared is so hot and fine.. i wanna rip jared tashs pants off

Jared Tash by Your wanna be gf!!!! January 25, 2011

Jared Followill 

Most coolest hillbilly guitarist for coolest hillbilly band (kings of leon)
Very hot, very cool and mine

Jared Followill is mine

Jared Followill by Caitlin February 28, 2004

Jared Sinclair 

I do believe this is the greatest person ever to be placed on this earth, destined for greatness. All the woman want him and all the men want to be like him. Take a bow as this magnificent human-being enters the room, After all he probably is your father.

No example, There is only 1 Jared Sinclair

Jared Sinclair by Jared Sinclair June 11, 2013

jared jarvi 

The thiccest boy to ever grace the halls of his high school

"Did you see jared jarvi today? Looking thicc as always"

jared jarvi by icallkingwaysoon November 30, 2017

Jared Lipp 

A name used for the boy at school who attracts all the gay boys, and secretly likes it. Sometimes can be found docking under the bleachers at football games.

Wow that kid is such a Jared Lipp pretending he’s doesn’t like the gay kids looking at his ass.

Jared Lipp by ApeGoblin January 11, 2020