Jan

A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.

Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan

by broelle18/19 May 2, 2020

jan size

something that is very small

taylor: look at this very small carrot
reilly: omg it’s jan size
tiana: haha it’s jan size

by nomms March 7, 2019

Kremen Jan

Also known as kremen Jan, its a very rate species of stone

Its a fucking stone. Commonly used in a scenario where one sees a stone. Example:

A: Oh look a stone!
B: Oh my fucking god! Its a kremen jan???
A: Holy shit ur right dude
B: Ok
A: Ok
C: Ok

by LmaoMan123HaHa November 21, 2021

Jan

Jan is the most gorgeous person ever. She was on season 12 of Rupauls drag race and should have won, but Rupaul didn’t acknowledge her talents. Jan is so beautiful and kind and will always put a smile on your face. Go followed her Instagram @janjanjan

“Oh wow that person is so gorgeous beautiful and kind”
“Oh really? They must be like Jan”

by Ihatefatuglywhales November 14, 2020

Jan 15

go touch someones ass day

if someone get offended tell em

person 1: yo yk what day it is?
person 2: what
person 1: *touchs ass*
person 2: BRO THATS GAY
person 1: not my fault its Jan 15 !

by little girl meow January 14, 2024

Bedankt Jan

Wanneer iemand een cliché uitspreekt wat nul informatie of verdieping toevoegd aan een gesprek.

"Ik zie daar in de verte al bomen liggen"
Bomen liggen niet, die staan.

"Bedankt Jan"

by Jayjay076 August 16, 2020

Jan 6th

"WhErE pEoPlE dIeD!" ~ Piers Morgan

Hym "NONONO fuck you Piers, you know goddamn well 'people' didn't die on Jan 6th. ONE person died. Ashley Babbot died. She died for banging on a fucking door. Shot by security. And no it wasn't a riot. There was some shoving outside of the gate and once they got in they meandered about listlessly. People DID go to jail for an inordinate amount of time for walking around in a building their tax dollars paid to build."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2023