A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer
Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"
by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017
Get the Jan-Diekemug. The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.
Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"
by moderatelysmallman February 7, 2022
Get the Jan Jonášmug. by HANNA0306 June 10, 2021
Get the JAN EMMANUELmug. A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
Get the jan martinmug. A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“
„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“
by DillDough69 June 14, 2022
Get the Jan-Phillipmug. A methed out junkie dog wanted in most of south Gippsland. Will suck any cock for rock. Always found in a hottie roarting locals
by Mrjesusmum November 19, 2023
Get the Crackalie jansmug. by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023
Get the jan ferdmug.