jake paul

the most cancerous thing ever on earth he caused all of the dinosaurs to die

'' what is that'' '' oh shit run it is jake paul

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

Jake hale

A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.

You know Jake Hale?
Yeah sumbitch drives that shitbox suburban

by LoudAssSuburban1989 May 7, 2019

jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart

I pulled a huge Jake kelly earlier

by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019

Jake Paul

Cancer

Doctor told me that I have Jake Paul

by Pussy Destroyer 69696969 December 4, 2019

Jakdyn

Jakdyn is the ship name of two people that are meant to be. It starts off with a small crush and then BAM there together. If Jakdyn is your ship name then don’t be a fool and lose it

Person 1: aren’t they so cute together

Person 2: hell yeah! But I just can’t think of a ship name for them...
Person 1: hmmmm... how about Jakdyn!
Person 2: omg yes! #jakdyn

by hydroflasksksksk November 10, 2019

Jake

An absolute fucking beast who is tall handsome and has a donkey cock Jakes normally have hot girlfriends

Holy shit he has a jake cock

by Juventesfan69 December 16, 2019

Jake Unger

Absolute peice of shit. Will sit on your girl’s face for a small fortune. Once ate a Quesorito from Taco Bell out of my ass( it was quite consensual). Known for dropping massive shats on the back of the bus. Also known as “A Complete Fucking Imbisile”. Also is known for saying the following phrase: “I am horny...tehehe. I’m a little gay boy, i just shit the bed come suck my thumb daddy.“

Holy fuck, step sis I’m sorry for urinating in the shower I feel like such a JAKE UNGER.

by bigtittedyodelman January 29, 2020