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Hoop jumping

That's just a bunch of arbitrary hooping jumping.

Hym "Really. It's like you're all in your little lanes jumping through your arbitrary hoops and I'm just meandering around the gymnasium and now you're shouting at me to get back in my lane as through the teacher is going to come back and yell at all of us. You couldn't stand to see someone not use them because you know they don't need to be there and think 'If I didn't have to use the hoops I'd have a better outcome' but by using my thing you acknowledge I would have done just fine anyway if nobody had the hoops. They just don't need to be there. It comes in the form of a definition but the movie isn't just something he thought up one day it's based on my critique of societies apathy towards people who are churned out by bureaucracy and employment (or did I 'drop a gun in front of children' in a place where small dicks and big dicks and erotica and conspiracy theories and naming your friends and non-celebrities reign supreme and violate a boundry that is superordinate to all other rule breaking?) And you can say 'Well, it's an appalling take. He didn't have to kill those people... He could have... Um... BECOME HOMELESS and, therefore, rendered moot (There are already a lot of those and, like violence, homeless and the threat of homelessness is used as a form of social control which is why nothing ever happens about EITHER)'
But how is it any more appalling than 'A curated meritocracy where YOUR (and not necessarily anyone elses) kids always win and YOU approve of everyone who "succeeds" (fucks your daughter)'? We all have to validate your parenting pseudo-deity fetish 'Because muh babies!' It's sick. And it's pretend. Pretend world! Remember that? Pretend world? That's an oldy and a goody. Pretend world... 😮 💨 Good times 😁 But yeah that's all just a bunch of hoop jumping you want people to have to do."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Brownie jumping

When you have to stomp your shit down a drain in the shower
Last night i didnt have time to get out if the shower and had to go brownie jumping
by Asian0rphan June 7, 2023
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Pie Jumping

An incredibly blatant and obvious form of cheating that anyone can do, but most refuse to do so, often because of an unspoken gentleman's agreement. Anyone who does it is frowned upon and often targeted and insulted.
Pie Jumping is named for a technique in the Roblox game Plates of Fate where a player uses the pie tool to maneuver around the game and utterly invalidate the bottomless pit. It is almost universally considered a form of cheating among players, yet the developers refuse to do anything about it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023
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furious jumping

by brooo123 February 25, 2024
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furious jumping

From "Poor Things", angry, athletic intercourse or just rough sex.
Billy: Why are you drenched in sweat? Jimmy: I have been over at Megan's, we have been furious jumping for the last 3 hours.
by rnnrdad March 30, 2024
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Stump jumping

The act of a female jumping from dick to dick.
I've been told from multiple friends Kelly been stump jumping between 5 diff guys.
by Cantinfluence May 5, 2024
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Baste jumping

When your homies ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert it into more than 3 home girls.
Scotty just is going baste jumping after work. Ashley, Maggie, and Angela volunteered to be jumped.
by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
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