Angry Jacobs

Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.

Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.

by mikey whipwreck December 17, 2010

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Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

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Chosen Jacobs

He is handsome, kind, and loving to his family , friends and fans . His smile can light up a room and he is an amazing singer an actor and he deserves the world and more.

Chosen Jacobs is "the chosen one and protect him at all costs".

by Itzliyahgjacks17 May 28, 2020

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Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

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Karl Jacobs

The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3

“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”

by karl jacobs supremacy <3 May 15, 2021

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