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mighty small

Very small people who will do anything to get their own way and often are thought to be twats because of that.
Person A "That person robbed me."
Person B " what, not a mighty small"
by ABCDE FC October 13, 2015
mugGet the mighty smallmug.

Small time

Someone who tries to go big, but fails horribly. Someone who doesn't understand their own limits.
Shaq goes in for the big dunk, random player tries to stop him and draws the defensive foul.

Shaq: Nice try, small time
by 1madbr0 December 16, 2011
mugGet the Small timemug.

Small dicks

Having this makes you genetically inferior
Some chick "I was molested when I was 13..."

Iam "I'm sorry that happened to...."

The same dumb whore "And what men need to realize is that most men have small dicks and that shit is not good!"

Hym "OHO! Immediately feel less bad for you! In one fell swoop you reduced my sympathy for you from like and 8 to like a .5"

Iam "I'm... He doesn't mean that..."

Hym "Shit, I haven't raped anyone and, therefore, bare none of the guilt for that action. Literally 0 people. But my sympathy is already almost non-existent and you had it and then lost it."

Iam "Why... Why would you say that?"

Hym "Why would SHE say that!? My dick is bigger than hers isn't it? That's the metric she's using for good vs bad. I'll use the same metric. Her dick is too small for a crime that I didn't commit to matter to me..."

Iam "Come one..."

Hym "How does that sound? Does it sound good?"
by Hym Iam April 17, 2022
mugGet the Small dicksmug.

small head

if you sniff cocaine you are a small head
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
mugGet the small headmug.

Small PP

If you have a PP that is smaller than 8 inches then you´r a loser to the society.
"How samll you´r pp?"
"It is 7 inches. Why?"
"Because then you´r a loser to the society. Because you have a Small PP"
by yodahassmallpp May 5, 2020
mugGet the Small PPmug.

small iPod

1)What guys with huge $400 iPods really have in their pants.

2)A small device used to listen to music
Jack thought he was cool with his over-expensive $400 iPod, but he wasn't fooling anyone. Everybody knew that he really had a 'small iPod'.
by KTHXBOI November 15, 2007
mugGet the small iPodmug.

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