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Flesh off

The act of jerking off, except when done with a fleshlight apparatus.
Xenocide just told us he likes to flesh off instead of fucking his girl. What a creep!
by Swift1y April 21, 2022
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Flesh bat

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.
by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023
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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.
Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023
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flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.
I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.
by Excited Barry January 22, 2016
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Flesh Flight

The action of throwing a Flesh Light (Pocket pussy) at a wall after ejaculating inside of it and your semen bouncing out of the object and the semen falling out of the Flesh Light whether it is projectile or just flops.
"Hey bro you ever try a Flesh Flight?"
"Fuck is a Flesh Flight?"

"Oh, you'd love it! It's where you throw a Flesh Light at a wall after coming in it!
by OfficialBallFondler May 8, 2024
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Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.
Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.
by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011
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FLESH AND RELBJALOOD

Mortal People's and animals with feelings that is related to relbjalood shed that was made by gomightydjis gomightybjis of the universe's the flesh of my blood Lonnie Benningfield junior as I created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥️ ✨️.
I invented and made and created flesh and relbjalood. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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