Humbernate

Comes from mixing Human Hibernation
To Hibernate a guy or a girl till you can fuck them

-You should fuck stacy
-Nah man, im still dating Karen. I'll humbernate stacy till i break up.

by mypseudowhat? June 7, 2016

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Hummer

1. n. A civilian version of a military Humvee. Gets approximately 0.001 miles per gallon. Driven mostly by rich assholes with small penises.
2. n. A blowjob so expertly given that the giver "hums", which greatly increases stimulation.

1. *guy crosses street, hit by Hummer that ran a red light*

Guy: I'm dying, call 911!
Hummer Driver: Fuck you! You scratched my Hummer! I'm gonna sue your ass!
2. Guy 1: I got the best friggin head last night! She was humming, and it felt great!
Guy 2: So you got a Hummer.

by AlabamaNibber January 30, 2016

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Humle

He is the cutest brother ever and he loves to be witty. He often makes everyone laugh because of his hilarious jokes. He is also a very sweet person<3

-Aww, you know that cute kid, what's he called now again?
-Ah, you mean Humle?

by Thatawesomecoolkid December 13, 2016

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Humber Flu

A gastrointestinal illness that comes on suddenly with strong symptoms. It quickly spreads to an outbreak of epidemic proportions, causing panic, hysteria, and a fleet of ambulance buses to come take people to hospital. May or may not be food poisoning.

As seen at Humber College on Jan. 19, 2017.

Megan: Hey, I haven't seen Ben in a couple days. What happened?

Warren: He must have the Humber Flu.

by Not sick... yet January 20, 2017

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