Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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Hot Pocket

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.

Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
"What the hell did I eat!? I just laid down a Hot Pocket and I'm suffocating!

Antonym: Dutch Oven
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Hot Pockets

A delicious microwave snack commonly found in stores in multiple flavors.
I have just bought Hot Pockets with ham and cheese!
by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019
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When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"
by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024
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Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .
by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017
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Hot Pocket

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
I'll be around all day, if you need me I'm hot pocket
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
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