A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021

by Twistin' puddle October 16, 2019

The release of excessive gas from the stomach or upper intestine (burping, belching) into ones own face mask.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
Commonly a Hot Pocket carries warm, uncomfortably moist air. Results in the wafting taste and lingering smell of previously eaten or digested substances in the mask wearers face.
by Retract3 January 13, 2021

by BanzaiSG June 24, 2019

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards
by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

The antonym of "out of pocket." A term used to describe ones availability. When a person is able to complete tasks and has open availability they are "hot pocket."
by BoogieTheTruth January 15, 2015
