Homosexual

It's when a guy's attracted to other guy
(Note: NOT all gays have to identify as male, some can identify with not-so male pronouns)

Edd: "I'm in love with Jayden!"

Douchy Daisy: "I can fix that and make you straight~"

Edd: "I doubt having sex with a girl will make me straight"

Jayden: "Edd and I are proud homosexual men!"

by European_Shockshell >~< November 24, 2023

your family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst comeback that hits everything from "ur mom gay" to "your family tree LGBT"

Example:
Al:Fuck you Matt!

Matt:Ur mom gay!
Al:Ur granny tranny
Matt:ur family tree LGBT!
Al:(heavy breathing) your family reunion a homosexual communion
(Matt gets butthurt and flies away from his own farts)

Sam:Haha Bill! Wanna know how I roasted Hugh?
Bill: hahaha yes! How it was?
Sam:Well he started with typical phrase like ur mom gay and so on and I finished him with my ultimate new rekt phrase
Bill:What did you say?
Sam: I said your family reunion a homosexual communion!!!
Bill:Whahshwhshdifpsldkdjhshah lmao
Sam:Yeah I know, He was so rekted that flew away from his own fart!
Bill: Aaaa that's what happened last Friday? I thought it was an earthquake or something
Sam: Yeah he bombing harder than Afgahnistan!

by Adolf Hidler March 27, 2018

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024

male infantile homosexuality

a disorder in male babies that makes the baby refuse to latch on to their mother’s breasts. This is common in premature babies who were in the NICU after they are born. See, gay men hate breasts, while straight men like them. So if a male baby doesn’t suck on their mom’s breasts, they are gay.

I diagnose your baby with male infantile homosexuality

well shit

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 18, 2023

Malaysian Homosexual

A confused individual who is fat, yellow, ugly and dresses in Ecko Jeans and Kiss T-shirts; while criticizing others for dressing properly. Listens to rap while criticizing others for listening to bluegrass and ambient music. No sense of style or music, and spends all his time on the world wide web; and has ZERO ATTENTION SPAN. Behaves like a high school kid and dresses like one too. HABITUALLY CREATES GOSSIP ABOUT HIS ENEMIES AND MAKES FAKE DEFINITIONS FOR HIS ENEMIES NAMES on urban dicitonary. For the record, the guy calls his father Rudolph - very disrespectful. And Frandly was the former first name of Joseph Frandly Cornet, he just changed his first name in the 1990s.

Jimmy: Hey Tyrone! You know that Malaysian Homosexual creating fake definitions for people on Urban Dictionary?

Asher: Yeah! We're going to beat the shit out of him.

by Mirna the Whore January 6, 2024

Homosexuality

Simon sawyer is the definition of homosexuality

That girl over there projects so much homosexuality like simon sawyer

by Nothomosexualbean February 20, 2022

Homosexual

The sexual attraction to same gender so basically you

Man: I am homosexual and I am sure of it

by Iamsimpp October 30, 2021