homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018

Homeward Christmas Fuzzies

the fuzzies you get when you’re cycling or walking homeward during the christmastime, when it’s quickly getting dark and the silent streets feel warm (even though it’s almost freezing).

Mother: "Did you mind walking home this evening?"
Daughter: "No, I got the Homeward Christmas Fuzzies!"

by Ms. Type Writer November 28, 2018

Homeless

A way of expressing your concern, against someone or something going against the social norm.

Wow that dessert you just made looks homeless, fix it.

by Rayofsunshine6 January 18, 2019

Homeless

Usually a worthless bum. A parasite who feeds off the blood of the working class while he relaxes, smoking dope and drinking alcohol. Someone who can never be trusted. A troublemaker. A lout.

Jimmy's drug addiction lead to his homelessness. Now he is a worthless bum, harassing people for spare change while defecating on the sidewalk like an animal. Jimmy's favorite president, Obama, promised a free ride but Jimmy didn't get it. Jimmy mad.

by Alucard the last April 9, 2019

Homeless Gang

The coolest kids on the block. They get what they want, when they want.

Gavin, Abby, and Evan are in the homeless gang because they just robbed a doughnut store.

by Homeless King June 11, 2019

hoelaween

the season for girls to hoe around. for them to go to haunted houses and watch scary movies with a shit ton of different niggas.

hot girl summer may be over, but now it’s time for hoelaween

by streaksdontsnapback September 16, 2019

Homeless

A person with a home made out of tarp, camping equipment or repurposed recycled paper. Socially, this doesn’t count as a home, even though they lay their head there every night. Technically, the proper terminology is houseless. This is a person without a roof composed of masonry.

The homeless have homes, they’re houseless and happy.

by explainlikeimfive September 19, 2019