ain't holding no air

(adjective) referring to one that tells lies; a liar.

Dwayne said he'd flip for wish burgers but that foo AIN'T HOLDING NO AIR.

by Fangsta April 29, 2003

Hold My Dick

an experssion used to experss when shit hits the fan or goes wrong

Hold my Dick dude my mom is coming home and my house is trashed

by lazyboy5000 April 3, 2010

hyde n hold

holding off ones possesions,in order to avoid situations

hyde n hold

by KangarooKid August 23, 2009

holding breast mops

To ejaculate onto a ladies breast and leave it to soak in.

Eg. He ejaculated on her chest and left her holding breast mops.

by Oldmanhermit December 5, 2013

Holding my beans

Referencing Jack and The Beanstalk, ‘holding my beans’, means I’m saving my money and not spending it, in the hope of growing those beans into a lucrative beanstalk.

It can also be used to say that money is invested somewhere.

“Are you coming out after work?”
“No, I’m holding my beans.”

“Have you got a lot of savings?”
“No. My investments are holding my beans.”

by anonymous November 25, 2020

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017

hold your stick

Behaving yourself, to stop picking on someone or making fun of somebody

Jane: sam doesnt know how to ride a bike
Max: jane, hold your stick now!

by your.G March 3, 2017