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Pro Hawk

A type of hair style that is similar to a mohawk but is styled in such a way so as to be acceptable in a professional environment.

Perfect for ex-punk rockers moving out of their parents basements and transitioning into the work place.
Dude 1- "Bro, Chuck totally sold out- he's working for the man now"

Dude 2- "No way dude (1), Chuck still rocks out. Just check out his sweet Pro Hawk"
by VonWeismann January 18, 2011
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The Stephen Hawking

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.
by SupraSwampa January 4, 2017
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Banana Hawk

Extremely small and hairy chode1, that resembles that of a pigmy marmoset.
by Judge Danforth July 1, 2009
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Wiki Hawk

Frequently referencing Wikipedia while watching a t.v. show to find out interesting historical facts about the program's cast.

Surfing Wikipedia continually out of sheer boredom.
Ex. Tonight, while watching Family Guy, I was being a Wiki Hawk and found out that Seth Mcfarland used to be a writer for the cartoon Johnny Bravo.
by slipD May 16, 2011
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Evan Hawk

Someone so intellectually lacking that they can only be referred to as a fucking idiot.
I was talking to my friend until he started acting like an Evan Hawk so I sacrificed him to Adolf Hitler.
by Anal salad May 7, 2019
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braid hawk

grown out mohawk or variation with thin braids. worn by michale graves, formerly of the misfits, in marky ramone's blitzkrieg, a ramones tribute band led by drummer marky ramone.
michale graves changed his devilock into a braid hawk when he joined marky ramone's blitzkrieg.
by lrd127 July 23, 2010
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Gro-Hawk

The infamous Gro-Hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of "Gross Mohawk". It occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a Mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
Dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a Gro-Hawk out of his even-cut hair. He does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they passed him.

Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?

Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!

Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
by TGQ July 17, 2009
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